1. Remove film from box
and load camera.
2. Remove film box
from foal's mouth and throw in corner.
3. Remove foal from
corner and brush dirt from muzzle.
4. Choose a
suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on
tripod and focus.
6. Coax foal into
pre-focused spot and return to camera.
7. Find foal again.
8. Forget about
pre-focused spot and return to camera.
9. Chase around
after foal, trying to look nonchalant.
10. Focus with one hand
and fend off foal with the other hand.
11. Get tissue and clean
nose print from camera lens.
12. Find foal again.
13. Unfold tripod from
scrambled mess in dirt.
14. Find foal again.
15. Put cat back in
tackroom and put peroxide on scratch on foal's nose.
16. Find foal again.
17. Try to get foal's
attention by squeaking a toy over your head.
18. Replace your glasses
and check camera for damages.
19. Fix a drink.
20. Sit back, relax,
drink and resolve to teach foal "whoa" and "stand" first thing in
the morning.
